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The 7th Sea Collectible Card Game is a game of pirates and magic on the high seas of the fictional 17th century world of Théah. I don’t play the 7th Sea Collectible Card Game. I have never played the 7th Sea Collectible Card Game. I never intend to play the 7th Sea Collectible Card Game. I don’t even like collectible card games. So why in the hell do I love these things so much? Click the pic and I’ll tell you all about it.
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You read that right. Back in 1991, James Cameron, notable sci-fi movie maker who wrote and directed The Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, The Abyss, and Aliens, took a stab at penning everyone’s favorite webslinger. Eleven years later, some of his ideas made it into the first Spider-Man movie. Click the pic to read Cameron’s vision for Spidey.
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Like most of my more interesting purchases, this is one of those things I knew I should throw in the shopping cart before I thought about it too long. If I’m not careful, the adult in me will take over and ruin all sorts of fun. So when I saw this on the shelf, I grabbed a can, ran to the checkout, tossed a handful of change at the cashier, and bolted. I was going to have my The Batman soup, by god, and no one was going to interfere… especially not me.
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I don’t care if you can’t afford a ticket. I don’t care if you’re blind. I don’t even care if you live in a cave under a mountain on the dark side of Pluto and you’ve been frozen solid for the last 14 million years. Rob a bank, stab a nun and steal her purse, grow new eyes, stow away on an interstellar Vogon deconstruction vessel if you have to. Just get off your ass and get to a theatre, pronto. Its just so goddamned good. But don’t take my word for it; you can download the book its based on right here.
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Click the pic to see our most unprofessional article to date. And that’s saying something.
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Bradley Edward Delp, June 12, 1951 – March 9, 2007
I’ll be honest; I wasn’t expecting much. Nicolas Cage as a fiery motorcycle demon who wreaks vengeance upon the wicked? I’m not buying it. Then again, the movie couldn’t possibly have been as bad as the trailer made it out to be. To tell you the truth, I really didn’t know what to expect. So what’s the real scoop? Click the pic and I’ll tell you all about it.
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Optimus Prime transforms from a protoform that looks like shit…
…to a robot that looks even more like shit.
This movie is too good. It’s too good not to love, it’s too good not to worship, it’s too good not to stare at for 116 minutes with a long glistening strand of drool hanging out of my mouth. It’s just too damn good.
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“The Big Broadcast Of 2006″… straight from 1987. This is in no way a holiday article, but this is my last chance to review this in the year 2006, and I’m not going to miss my opportunity. So without further delay, let’s take a look at this third season episode of The Transformers, starring my favorite insane robots made out of garbage, the Junkions!
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