Totally Gay

For a bunch of people who claim to be anti-gay, these anti-gay people sure do think about gay stuff a lot. Like, A LOT. I have good friends who are gay, and I can tell you that even gay people don’t think about gay stuff as much as the anti-gay people. Anti-gays want to see evidence of gays everywhere. They are obsessed with gayness. They imagine they live in a world full of armies of gays, doing forbidden gay things, amidst sparkly clouds of gayness, surrounded on all sides by all things gay. It’s almost like they’re, you know, COMPLETELY FUCKING GAY.

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