I’m not a coffee guy, but even I can tell Tim Horton’s coffee is unusually delicious. And the extra large is only $1.90. And adding a pumpkin spice flavor shot is free. And sugar free. I’m just gonna put this out there, and I don’t want you to feel like you have to say it back or anything, but… I love you, Canada.
2023 UPDATE: The last nine years have transformed the first five words of this post into the single funniest thing I’ve ever written.