I don’t care if you can’t afford a ticket. I don’t care if you’re blind. I don’t even care if you live in a cave under a mountain on the dark side of Pluto and you’ve been frozen solid for the last 14 million years. Rob a bank, stab a nun and steal her purse, grow new eyes, stow away on an interstellar Vogon deconstruction vessel if you have to. Just get off your ass and get to a theatre, pronto. Its just so goddamned good. But don’t take my word for it; you can download the book its based on right here.
Be warned: first, this a .rar file, so you’ll need to click this link to download WinRAR and install it on your PC. WinRAR is an excellent program which lets you compress and manage archive files such as .zip files, .rar files, and umpteen bajillion other kinds that nobody really uses. Its a damn good application; don’t leave home without it.
Second, the file is 75.88 MB. That doesn’t look nearly as impressive as it should, so I’ll try it again. The file is 75.88 MB!!! That’s kinda huge, so if you’re doing this over your network at the office, chances are some very unhappy IT guys are going to be giving you a call. It’s a damn big file. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
If you’re cool with all the above, then click here to download Frank Miller’s 300 in its entirety. And let me know how it is; I’ve seen the movie, but I haven’t read it. I can’t download the file ’cause I’m stuck here in the office, and I’ve never been able to find anything other than the $40 hardcover collection.
2021 UPDATE: Okay, so if you clicked the link you’ve already found out that the .rar I promised you is gone. Since this article was originally published the download link has been broken, and I can’t find a suitable replacement. That’s what I get for letting my site go dormant for eight years. Still, there are plenty of pics on here to enjoy. I’m keeping the article up.