




I was junk spelunking in the basement, and after nearly THREE DAMN YEARS of fruitless searches, I found it. My X-Files box. All nine seasons and both movies.
If anyone needs me for the next 151 hours and 53 minutes, contact me through unofficial channels. If questioned, I will disavow all knowledge of this communiqué. Somebody’s always paying attention. Someone is always watching.
Trust no one.
I think it’s awesome you can go junk spelunking in your own basement.
You have a storage unit. You can do the same with just a short trip. It’s a blast. It’s like mining for your own past. You get to be Indiana Jones studying yourself.
I can’t wait to unpack everything from my storage unit and organize it. I like having all of my treasures laid out in front of me… So I can paw over them and talk to them.
My preciouses…..