Tonight’s episode: “The Little Old Lady Behind Me At Kroger”
CASHIER: “Welcome to Kroger, ma’am, how are you today?”
LITTLE OLD LADY: “Well, I’m pretty sure death’s not far off. (holds up a frozen turkey pot pie) These are on sale, right?”
This has been another chilling episode of…
Be sure to tune in next time. Keep ’em coming, Newport, I love ya!