Tonight’s episode: “The Little Old Lady Behind Me At Kroger”
CASHIER: “Welcome to Kroger, ma’am, how are you today?”
LITTLE OLD LADY: “Well, I’m pretty sure death’s not far off. (holds up a frozen turkey pot pie) These are on sale, right?”
This has been another chilling episode of…
Be sure to tune in next time. Keep ’em coming, Newport, I love ya!
Nothing throws the cold hand of death off like a discount pot pie!
I hope this becomes a regular episodic feature.
I stopped with my cart full of groceries and just stared at her, hoping something equally amazing would come out of her mouth again, but no dice. Nevertheless, she made my day.
Keep ’em coming. I miss Newport.