
Sci-Fi Arts & Crafts




Sci-fi crafting doesn’t need to be expensive nor complicated. Click the pic to check out a few small, budget friendly projects Chris made, and one very large, very expensive project he did not.
Continue reading “Sci-Fi Arts & Crafts”🥠12/31/2020; Beef with broccoli (extra spicy), teriyaki beef, egg roll, pork fried rice. Happy Fortune Cookie Day!
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🥠Date unknown; meal unknown. Happy Groundhog Day!
Cullen
All this time I had no idea…
The Truth Is Out There




So The X-Files was all about trying to prove the existence of aliens, and Transformers are giant robots that everybody KNOWS are aliens. I’m not getting how this upcoming crossover is supposed to work.




They’re alien robots from the planet Cybertron. They prove alien life exists, at least in robot form. So why would Mulder have such a hard time convincing anyone that aliens could be real?? Also, the cover has The Lone Gunmen on it, and they died before the series ended. So this is not making a ton of sense to me so far.








Pepsi Convoy




Pepsi is chock full of vitamins,
Chock full of minerals,
High in fiber and electrolytes!
Pepsi repels mosquitos,
Will lower the crime rate,
Brings old people back to life!
When you drink a Pepsi
You can understand
What elephants say to other elephants!
If you’re taking a cab,
And you need some change,
You can ask Pepsi, it’ll loan you a dollar.
‘Cause Pepsi likes everyone!… except for its father; they had a bad relationship. But nobody’s perfect. Before you judge Pepsi, look in the mirror. When was the last time you called your dad?
Chris digs the Transformers 3 Flip-Outs at Burger King




Attention TransFans: the TF3 Flip-Outs kids meal toys at Burger King might be of interest. I just picked up Optimus Prime and Megatron. Not gonna open Megs up, because, like Shania Twain, it don’t impress me much. But Optimus is nice. Not because of the toy, which is kind of useless, but because the “Autobots, roll out!” audio clip it plays really is Peter Cullen’s voice. That’s a win for a $1 toy a disgruntled, poorly trained teenage burger monkey hands you through your car window.
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I’m happy to report that although I am almost certain to die alone, when I die I will die with more toys than ANY of you.
Seriously, I could literally not move from this spot and still reach at least 20 different toys. And that’s not including all my video games. It’s ridiculous. I’m like a giant 8 year old. No wonder I can’t keep a woman.
If I get up and take one single step, I can actually get a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. And not a new one.