“And thou shalt go forth unto the brewer, and thou shalt drink deeply of the spirits of grapes and of wheat, until thy legs do get wobbly, and thy steps are unsure, and thou dost puke wicked hard in thy cart on the way home.” – Fermentations 24:7

Reverend Woodall wishes you all happy libations. As a matter of fact, I’ve got some spirits of grapes chilling in the fridge calling to me right now. Lambrusco doth bid me come, and I shall hearken. Follow in my footsteps, my children. I will show you the way.