Someone accidentally challenged me to make the ugliest Christmas tree in the world. And to that challenge, like Icarus, I rose. Click the pic to watch the birth of a legend, and mix up a festive Christmas cocktail to boot!Continue reading “The Ugliest Christmas Tree In The World”
“Like The Worst OB/GYN Appointment Ever”? “Like A Kazakhstani Strip Club”? “Inferior”? “Overdone”? Yeah, but not quite there yet. Wait, I know: “LIKE A BAG OF ASS”. That’s it. The new Spider-Man movie looks LIKE A GIANT BAG OF ASS.Continue reading “The New Spider-Man Looks…”
Greetings, programs! This may be old news to those of you who keep a close eye on the new arrivals section of your local comic book store, but Marvel has released a series of collectors’ covers in honor of TRON: Legacy. Come on in and check ’em out.
I’m happy to report that although I am almost certain to die alone, when I die I will die with more toys than ANY of you.
Seriously, I could literally not move from this spot and still reach at least 20 different toys. And that’s not including all my video games. It’s ridiculous. I’m like a giant 8 year old. No wonder I can’t keep a woman.
If I get up and take one single step, I can actually get a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. And not a new one.
You read that right. Back in 1991, James Cameron, notable sci-fi movie maker who wrote and directed The Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, The Abyss, and Aliens, took a stab at penning everyone’s favorite webslinger. Eleven years later, some of his ideas made it into the first Spider-Man movie. Click the pic to read Cameron’s vision for Spidey.Continue reading “James Cameron’s 1991 Spider-Man script”
I’ll be honest; I wasn’t expecting much. Nicolas Cage as a fiery motorcycle demon who wreaks vengeance upon the wicked? I’m not buying it. Then again, the movie couldn’t possibly have been as bad as the trailer made it out to be. To tell you the truth, I really didn’t know what to expect. So what’s the real scoop? Click the pic and I’ll tell you all about it.Continue reading “Chris reviews Ghost Rider”
Okay, so I haven’t seen a single movie this year – I’ve been preparing for a wedding, which is another way of saying “busy and broke”. Finally, last night, Vickie and I got to rent some movies. I kept with the spirit of the holidays and stuck with a “freaks” theme: Gothy Freaks (Underworld: Evolution), Cool Freaks (X-Men 3: The Last Stand) and Dead Freaks (Corpse Bride).Continue reading “Quentin finally sees Underworld: Evolution and X-Men 3”
The chills! The spills! The epic continuation of the comic book battle of the (last) century! And just like all your favorite cereals, this article has a prize inside!
WHO WILL WIN? YOU DECIDE!Continue reading “Chris versus “Marvel versus DC,” Part Two!”
With the onslaught of comic book movies coming this summer, it seems that once again, DC and Marvel Comics are battling for your love. So who’s better? Which comic company rocks the other’s casbah, whether the sharif likes it or not?
WHO WILL WIN? YOU DECIDE!Continue reading “Chris versus “DC versus Marvel,” Part One!”