I’ve had my Kia for three years now and I just noticed this. No wonder these cars last so long. This is the way.

A Colorful, Lawless Swamp

Every few years there’s a story in the news about a kid in Florida being eaten by an alligator, and every few years it occurs to me that maybe people should stop taking children to a sweltering, primordial swamp filled with hungry, man-eating dragon lizards.