Cupcake Pebbles Cereal

Flintstones Cupcake Pebbles cereal sounded like a really good idea, and it smells wonderful. Like Coldstone’s cake batter ice cream. But I can tell you right now I’m going to throw up. I feel it coming on. I’ve felt like shit since I ate it. That stuff ain’t right.

Halloween 2011: Psycho Circus

“Let me put this powder in your drink…”

“Now with SMILEX™!!”

“It’s red! Like the blood of bad children! They float down here! THEY ALL FLOAT!”

That’s right. I invented that speedboat and surfboard model. It’s just how I do.