“Monster Mash,” in cereal parlance, refers to a mix of equal parts Count Chocula, Frankenberry, and Boo Berry in the same bowl. But did you know that General Mills released their own premixed Monster Mash, which also contains Fruity Yummy Mummy and Fruit Brute? Click the pic and try a spoonful!Continue reading “Halloween 2022: Oct. 12ᵗʰ – Monster Mash Cereal”
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Chris’s Ultimate Halloween Cereal Monster Mash
Way back in 2007 I bought SIX different boxes of Halloween cereals, and taste tested them all. Then I combined three from one manufacturer and three from another, and taste tested the combinations. Then I combined all six cereals and gave that a go. And now that I’ve awakened from my 14 year diabetic coma, I can show you the pictures.Continue reading “Chris’s Ultimate Halloween Cereal Monster Mash”
🥠Date unknown; meal unknown. Happy Father’s Day!
One-Sentence Reviews: Crispy Hexagons
I respect a cereal that’s willing to be geometrically correct.
I know it’s pronounced KEEN-wah. But I fear I will never stop reading it as kwin-OH-uh.
Cupcake Pebbles Cereal
Flintstones Cupcake Pebbles cereal sounded like a really good idea, and it smells wonderful. Like Coldstone’s cake batter ice cream. But I can tell you right now I’m going to throw up. I feel it coming on. I’ve felt like shit since I ate it. That stuff ain’t right.
Halloween 2011: Psycho Circus
“Let me put this powder in your drink…”
“Now with SMILEX™!!”
“It’s red! Like the blood of bad children! They float down here! THEY ALL FLOAT!”
That’s right. I invented that speedboat and surfboard model. It’s just how I do.
Halloween 2010: Metallöween
I really should have written “Rocktober” for maximum cheese.Continue reading “Halloween 2010: Metallöween”