🥠06/21/2021; Kung pao pork and chicken (extra peanuts), pork egg roll, spicy dynamite egg roll. Happy birthday to me!
Slap Bracelet
I saw this claim online, and I just assumed it was more internet bullshit. So I cut one open to find out for myself. I apologize, internet. It’s absolutely true. Slap bracelets are made of tape measure reels. My brain is still coming to terms with this revelation. It’s so hard to believe.
The Greatest Birthday eCard Ever
Click the Shat to see where it’s at. Huge thanks to my sister Kathy for sending this my way today.
🥠Date unknown; meal unknown. Happy birthday to me!
Originally posted July 12th, 2019. Color corrected and brightness/levels adjusted.
Friday Night Videos presents… Nerf Herder, “Mr. Spock”
For Leonard Nimoy, on what would have been his 90th birthday.
The Great British Baking Show: Walton Edition, Episode 28 – Birthday Cakes Week
Join us for our first bake of 2021 as the bakers celebrate Dan’s birthday with Birthday Cakes Week!
Continue reading “The Great British Baking Show: Walton Edition, Episode 28 – Birthday Cakes Week”Happy Birthday To Me
Yesterday was my 44th birthday. Today Facebook tells me this. Damn, Facebook. That’s dark as hell…
🥠Date unknown; meal unknown. Happy birthday to me!
July 12, 1962
My favorite band and I share a birthday, which is pretty much the most fantastic coincidence ever. The Rolling Stones played their first gig on July 12, 1962. Happy birthday, boys! I know it’s only rock and roll, but I like it. Yes, I do.
It’s My Party
Frosting is the only reason I eat cake. When I eat cake, I don’t stop because I’ve had enough cake, I stop when I’ve had enough frosting. So, if you think about it, cake is just needless calories and unnecessary carbs. It’s almost irresponsible to eat cake just for the frosting. I guess what I’m trying to say is that it’s my birthday, and I’m going to eat this dark chocolate frosting straight out of the tub, so back up off my ass with the judgment.
If you’re turned on by chocolate, you essentially missed some porn a few minutes ago. Because I ate the fuck out of that frosting.