Be Better

Christmas will be here soon, and a lot of you forgot my birthday. I’m just sayin’… do the right thing.


In x days I will be x5 + xx + x years old.

Or x^(xx + x/x) + xx + x, if you prefer it without numerals.

35th Birthday

Chris’s 35th birthday weekend has officially begun. I am going to eat, drink, consume and/or make love to everything I see. People of Earth, you have been warned.