Random Artwork Wednesday: Totally Serious Deep And Meaningful Art

You know how sometimes you see fun, relaxed, superficial, meaningless art? This is the other kind.

“the red painting” – jimmiwin, date unknown, medium unknown

I like the relationships. I mean, each character has his own story. The puppy is a bit too much, but you have to overlook things like that in these kinds of paintings. But the way he’s holding her, it’s almost… filthy. I mean, he’s about to kiss her, and she’s pulling away, and the way the leg is sort of smashed up against her. Look how he’s painted the blouse; sort of translucent, and you can just make out her breasts underneath, and it’s sort of touching him… It’s really pretty torrid, don’t you think? Then, of course, you have the onlookers peeking at them from behind the doorway like they’re all shocked. They wish. Yeah, I must admit, when I see a painting like this, I get emotionally… erect.

“Space Whores” – A.J. Rimmer, 1979, cover by Paul Stinson

Mmm… literature.

“Judith Beheading Holofernes” – Caravaggio, c. 1599, oil on canvas

All you need is smiles!
Lots and lots of smiley smiles!
Your sweet, pink mouth
Goes north, not south,
And just smiles!

All you need is smiles!
Hey… smile.

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