It comes down to this: if someone wishes you “Happy Holidays” and the first thing that enters your mind is to take offense, then you are a cunt.
One-Sentence Reviews: Yuletide Indignation
Get your geek on.
Get your geek on.
It comes down to this: if someone wishes you “Happy Holidays” and the first thing that enters your mind is to take offense, then you are a cunt.
A total stranger came up to me on the street today and gave me $50. It was all in fives, which pissed me off, so I threw it back in his face and said, “You’re supposed to give it in tens, asshole!” That is EXACTLY how petty and stupid you sound when you complain about “Happy Holidays.”
You are not OWED a “Merry Christmas.” You do not have a right to a “Happy Hanukkah.” No one has to give one teensy fuck about your Ramadan or Kwanzaa or whatever let’s-pretend-this-isn’t-a-pagan-solstice-celebration holiday you celebrate. Someone is going out of their way to say something nice to you. Someone is taking the time to wish you pleasantness, just because. And because it isn’t worded in exactly the way you would have it worded, you decide to entirely ignore the sentiment and instead turn their good gesture into a platform to display your offense and willingness to take umbrage at anything that doesn’t fit your narrow, sideblind view of how things should be. If you are one of these joyless cunts, remove me from your friends list immediately, please. You are exactly the kind of oversensitive, selfish, whiny bitch that the phrase “Happy Holidays” was created to appease in the first place.