Jetfire… they’ve Michael Bayed him

This new version of Jetfire transforms into an SR-71 Blackbird, which kicks ass, but they’ve made him old and lame. Literally. He walks with a cane. I’m not at all joking. Come in and look at the toy pics if you don’t believe me. Jetfire has a fucking cane.

Jetfire is billed to be a geriatric robot with nuts and bolts falling off as he walks. So he’s going to be the doddering old grandpa-bot of the movie. How fantastically awesome. Also, Wheelie is in this movie. As a Decepticon. What the hell is that about?

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