DO NOT rush out to get your hair cut when this quarantine is lifted. With all the barber shops and salons closed, we’re all going to look like we stepped right out of the late ’70s when this is all over. So before we waste the shag, let’s get some period clothes and throw a nationwide Club 54 Boogie Nights disco party. We will never again have so perfect an opportunity.
I’ve made it shareable. Spread the good word. First kilo of blow is on me.