“Did you fuck my mom?… Did you fuck… my… mom?… Did you fuck my mom, Santy Claus? Did you fuck my mom? Did you fuck her? Did you fuck my fucking mom?! DID YOU FUCK MY MOM, SANTA?!”

“The only way that we’re gonna get back the Christmas spirit is if we get back to the basics… We’re gonna throw rocks at trains.”

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