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Død Kalm

“I found a children’s book of Norse legends. From what I can tell, the pictures show the end of the world. Not in a sudden firestorm of damnation as the Bible teaches us, but in a slow covering blanket of snow. First the moon and the stars will be lost in a dense white fog. Then the rivers and the lakes and the sea will freeze over. And finally, a wolf named Sköll will open his jaws and eat the sun, sending the world into an everlasting night. I think I hear the wolf at the door.”

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Gates Of Heaven

“You don’t have to feel bad. That’s the gig. I take hits for my guy.”

I don’t believe Charles was the target. Sazz demonstrated a keen talent for investigation, and had amassed a trail of evidence uncovering years of crimes. She knew too much. I think the sniper killed exactly who they intended to. And I suspect that the presence of Professor Dudenoff’s pig will somehow be connected to Winnie’s poisoning and the other pets of the Arconia.

George Swinebrenner
Sevelyn Marie Morris
Hammy Faye Bakker
Gloria Swineham
Natalie Porkman
Notorious P.I.G.
Mrs. Gambolini
Piggy Stardust
Piggie Smalls
Kristen Piig
Barbara
Gravey
Winnie
Evelyn
Pjörk
Bo