Category: Toys That Rock

Some toys rock. Some do not. Guess which kind these are.

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Toys That Rock: Stormtrooper TS-1258

Armor by The First Order. Survival bag, holdout blaster, and shoulder holster by FN-2187. Phaser belt and phaser courtesy of Kelvin timeline Spock. Custom SG “Scorpion” by RetSpan Audionics & Luthiers of the Smuggler’s Moon of Nar Shaddaa. Stage monitors, amplifiers, and line array courtesy of Barbie And The Rockers.

Toys That Rock is going back on tour. We’re gettin’ the band back together!

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Toys That Rock: Opening Acts

Cape by Batman. baldric and sash by Captain Jack Sparrow. Headless five string bass by KISS. Anthropomorphization by the mutagen ooze.
Dragon sports a late ’50s rockabilly hollow body, while Black Manta rocks a custom Flying-V I like to call “The Nuge.”
Givin’ it up for Lucifer.
I call this guitar “Who-Dey.” It’s pretty much my favorite of all the toy guitars I own. That last sentence makes me sad.
Classic pose in tribute to the King of Rock ‘n’ Roll.
“Thank you, Cleveland! Good night!”