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Turkey day!
Welcome back, friends, to The Great British Baking Show: Walton Edition! I’ve got a lot of these articles to write, and very little time, so let’s get started. This week we celebrate Friendsgiving 2022!
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The stars of two of Nickelodeon’s most successful shows are available at Dollar Tree, in building block form, for the low, low price of $1.25 each. Come on in and let’s see if they’re worth it.
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Step 1: Go to Dollar Tree and locate the cleverly named “ROBOT” toys. Find the non-transforming Snaps Apart! Posable! ones above; you’ll need a yellow/black one and a white/green one. You’ll also need a Phillips screwdriver, but I’m not including that in the price. You should have one already. If you don’t, consider Step 1.5 to be “Get your life together and get a damn screwdriver.”
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Being a tale of Thanksgiving peril and plunder on the bloody tides of fortune! And now that the Cap’n’s logbook has been recovered from the clutches of the briny deep, the tale can finally be told complete! Yo ho ho!
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“Two solid hours of staring at the material to decide to reconvene after the holidays for a fresh look at the layout? They’re selling cosmetics, not curing cancer.”
“You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks. Then you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick. Four fucking wheels and a seat!… And I really don’t care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn’t fucking there. And I really didn’t care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking RUNWAY to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car, right… fucking… NOW.”
