One-Sentence Reviews: Arby’s Gobbler

With tasteless turkey, tasteless cheese, and strongly flavored mayo that blends with the herbs in the stuffing, what you have here is a chintzy, repulsive sandwich that tastes like a wad of mushy bread with tartar sauce and jelly on it; 1.5 out of 10.

The Holidays Start Tomorrow

Tuesday, November 12th is the start of the 2024 Holiday Season. No one told me this, I’ve just decided for all of us. I will not be offering explanations, and I will not be taking questions. The Holidays start tomorrow. Fuck you if you don’t like it. I have spoken.

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…

…Chris watched the worst thing ever made. Join us right here on Friday, November 17th for the 45th anniversary of The Star Wars Holiday Special! Watch along at home as Chris brings you something no reviewer has ever done before: a scene-by-scene breakdown of what may be the most bizarre, god awful thing ever shown on television. Only on November 17th, only on The Sci-Fi Guys!