Posted on 2011 12 202021 11 13One-Sentence Reviews: KnowhutImean?Watching Ernest Saves Christmas for the first time in years, and I’m not so sad that Jim Varney is dead anymore.
Posted on 2010 08 042022 09 09One-Sentence Reviews: Scott Pilgrim vs. The WorldI just scored a free pass to see a sneak preview of Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, and I never imagined I’d say this, but if I had to choose just one word to describe this move, that word would be “PERFECT.”
Posted on 2010 01 172021 11 13One-Sentence Reviews: Star Trek: VoyagerI’m watching Star Trek: Voyager and I am once again reminded of all of the reasons I stopped watching Star Trek: Voyager.
Posted on 2007 01 042021 11 13One-Sentence Reviews: Why the FUCK does Optimus Prime have toes??Optimus Prime transforms from a protoform that looks like shit……to a robot that looks even more like shit.