One-Sentence Reviews: Vinyl Hipsters

I don’t hold too many purposefully snobby opinions, but here’s one I stand by: if you go into a bookstore and pay $35 for a reissued vinyl record, then you probably don’t need to own a turntable, because YOU DON’T FUCKING GET IT.

One-Sentence Reviews: 1,3,7-Trimethylxanthine

I have these plates which are bigger than saucers but smaller than dinner plates which I just realized were not stacked in the cabinet according to size so I took them all out and reorganized them which reminded me that I’ve never learned what these are called so I got out my tool box and measured them and cross referenced plate types and sizes online and discovered they are too big to be bread and butter plates and too small to be lunch plates which puts them in the irritatingly ambiguous category of appetizer/dessert/salad/side plates which makes me think that maybe that much coffee this late at night was a serious lapse of judgment on my part.