Halloween 2022: Oct. 18ᵗʰ – One-Sentence Reviews: Halloween Ends

Watching Halloween Ends was like watching a boring Halloween reboot, but someone changed the channel halfway through to a melodramatic, made-for-TV remake of The Lost Boys with no vampires or plot, then turned it back to the weird and unsatisfying end of the Halloween movie… except less interesting in every way.


Here’s a look at our Halloween so far!

THE SCI-FI GUYS HALLOWEEN 2022
Oct. 1ˢᵗ – Draculus
Oct. 2ⁿᵈ – Coffee mate Pumpkin Spice Creamer & Roll For Burger
Oct. 3ʳᵈ – Mel-O-Cream Bites
Oct. 4ᵗʰ – Netflix’s The Haunting Of Hill House, Episodes 1-7
Oct. 5ᵗʰ – The Body
Oct. 6ᵗʰ – Burmese Crispy Beans
Oct. 7ᵗʰ – The Ring
Oct. 8ᵗʰ – Werewolf By Night
Oct. 9ᵗʰ – Friday The 13th (2009)
Oct. 10ᵗʰ – Pumpkin Everything
Oct. 11ᵗʰ – A Very Pepsi Halloween
Oct. 12ᵗʰ – Monster Mash Cereal
Oct. 13ᵗʰ – Smarties Halloween Skinz
Oct. 14ᵗʰ – Netflix’s The Haunting Of Hill House
Oct. 15ᵗʰ – Ghost Energy
Oct. 16ᵗʰ – Hot Wheels Slime + Cars
Oct. 17ᵗʰ – “What’s in the box?!”
Oct. 18ᵗʰ – One-Sentence Reviews: Halloween Ends
Oct. 19ᵗʰ – McDonald’s Halloween Pails & Roll For Burger: Take 2
Oct. 20ᵗʰ – The Ghost Pepper Whopper

One-Sentence Reviews: Vinyl Hipsters

I don’t hold too many purposefully snobby opinions, but here’s one I stand by: if you go into a bookstore and pay $35 for a reissued vinyl record, then you probably don’t need to own a turntable, because YOU DON’T FUCKING GET IT.