FINALLY, a drive through menu item that actually delivers on both the deliciousness and the Scoville Heat Units I’m looking for when I say I’m hungry for something spicy.Continue reading “One-Sentence Reviews: Arby’s Diablo Chicken Sandwich”
The original Cowboy Bebop was animated, but Netflix’s Cowboy Bebop is a puerile, lowbrow fucking cartoon.
Yearly Departed is a funeral service for the year 2020, and one of the funniest comedy specials I have seen in YEARS.
Pepsi Fire tastes a little like whiskey, a little like medicine, and a whole lot like some shit I would only drink again at gunpoint.
If you’re interested, I know the big spoiler for Star Wars, and it’s the same thing that spoiled Star Trek: J.J. Abrams.
I never thought I would ever say these words, but this new Whitesnake album kicks ass.
I don’t hold too many purposefully snobby opinions, but here’s one I stand by: if you go into a bookstore and pay $35 for a reissued vinyl record, then you probably don’t need to own a turntable, because YOU DON’T FUCKING GET IT.
As a huge Ghostbusters fan, I think my favorite idea for the reboot is the one where they never, ever film it.
I respect a cereal that’s willing to be geometrically correct.
I have these plates which are bigger than saucers but smaller than dinner plates which I just realized were not stacked in the cabinet according to size so I took them all out and reorganized them which reminded me that I’ve never learned what these are called so I got out my tool box and measured them and cross referenced plate types and sizes online and discovered they are too big to be bread and butter plates and too small to be lunch plates which puts them in the irritatingly ambiguous category of appetizer/dessert/salad/side plates which makes me think that maybe that much coffee this late at night was a serious lapse of judgment on my part.