The whipped cream was nice, but the dark chocolate flavor of the hot fudge does not play well with the spices in the ice cream; 6 out of 10.
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One Sentence Reviews – TRON: Ares
Despite all the negative bullshit I’ve heard, this movie was FAR better than I thought it would be, and a far better addition to the TRON franchise than most reviews give it credit for; 8 out of 10.
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These have a surprisingly Christmassy flavor without being too sweet or too different from regular Honey Bunches Of Oats; 9 out of 10.
One-Sentence Reviews: Glier’s Bacon Goetta
This sounds good on paper, and it wasn’t terrible, but the bacon overpowers the spices in the goetta and tastes like a pale, disappointing substitute; 6 out of 10.
One-Sentence Reviews: Kumquats
As a first time kumquat user I urge you to only eat the darkest orange ones, because anything else is like getting whipped with a car antenna on every part of your mouth at once; 5 out of 10.
One-Sentence Reviews: Glier’s Grippo’s BBQ Goetta
This is just about the most Cincinnati thing you’ll taste all day, and it is surprisingly spicy and delicious; 8.5 out of 10.
One-Sentence Reviews: Arby’s Gobbler
With tasteless turkey, tasteless cheese, and strongly flavored mayo that blends with the herbs in the stuffing, what you have here is a chintzy, repulsive sandwich that tastes like a wad of mushy bread with tartar sauce and jelly on it; 1.5 out of 10.
One-Sentence Reviews: Airheads Xtremes Rainbow Berry
I recently learned that some young people refer to this candy as “gay bacon,” and I have never been more hopeful or excited about the future of mankind: 6.5 out of 10.
One-Sentence Reviews: Head & Shoulders Bourbon
Yes this is real, yes I bought it, and, yes, I smell like the best possible combination of Rons Swanson and Burgundy; 7 out of 10.
One-Sentence Reviews: Chris’s First Succotash
I don’t understand the phrase “suffering succotash,” because when you make this stuff out of edamame instead of lima beans it is DELICIOUS.