There’s No Reason For You Not To Have Seen 300 By Now

I don’t care if you can’t afford a ticket. I don’t care if you’re blind. I don’t even care if you live in a cave under a mountain on the dark side of Pluto and you’ve been frozen solid for the last 14 million years. Rob a bank, stab a nun and steal her purse, grow new eyes, stow away on an interstellar Vogon deconstruction vessel if you have to. Just get off your ass and get to a theatre, pronto. Its just so goddamned good. But don’t take my word for it; you can download the book its based on right here.

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Chris reviews Ghost Rider

I’ll be honest; I wasn’t expecting much. Nicolas Cage as a fiery motorcycle demon who wreaks vengeance upon the wicked? I’m not buying it. Then again, the movie couldn’t possibly have been as bad as the trailer made it out to be. To tell you the truth, I really didn’t know what to expect. So what’s the real scoop? Click the pic and I’ll tell you all about it.

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Transformers Trailer

Sorry, really short on time and can’t write up a full post. But, for those interested, here’s the full TransFormers trailer (97MB!)… hopefully this doesn’t leave Chris convulsing and whatnot.

Quentin finally sees Underworld: Evolution and X-Men 3

Okay, so I haven’t seen a single movie this year – I’ve been preparing for a wedding, which is another way of saying “busy and broke”.  Finally, last night, Vickie and I got to rent some movies.  I kept with the spirit of the holidays and stuck with a “freaks” theme: Gothy Freaks (Underworld: Evolution), Cool Freaks (X-Men 3: The Last Stand) and Dead Freaks (Corpse Bride).

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Sci-Fi Movie News

The Q is in effect! Ho-ah, let’s get up to date on some Sci-Fi movie news.   While there are other movies that I’m more interested in telling you guys about, by my contract with Chris (written in the blood of virgins, which I’m sure you can guess costs a lot) the first movie news bit I have for you is the old Sci-Fi standard, Star Trek.  According to TrekMovie, it turns out that STXI is planned for Summer 2008 and things are coming along nicely for the flick.  I cannot help but think that things are going to go very sour for them though – you know that it’s about the original series characters, right?

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Got some Transformers news for dat ass

Apparently Volkswagen would not let the studio use the Volkswagen design for Bumblebee. My guess is that the script called for him to be a classic Beetle just like the original toy, and then he would get upgraded to the new model, kind of like what they’re doing with the Camaro. Apparently, Volkswagen didn’t agree. Funny; they didn’t seem to have too much of a problem with it back in the 80s, because Takara and Hasbro never paid them a dime to make a VW Beetle robot back then.

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