In Memoriam: Ennio Morricone

Aida Of The Trees
Arabian Nights
Blood Link
Exorcist II: The Heretic
Holocaust 2000
Mission To Mars
Nightmare Castle
Red Sonja
Short Night Of Glass Dolls
Space: 1999
The Antichrist
The Canterbury Tales
The Decameron
The Humanoid
The Thing (1982)
The Witches
Treasure Of The Four Crowns
When Women Had Tails
When Women Lost Their Tails

Ennio Morricone, November 10, 1928 – July 6, 2020

Chris digs the Transformers 3 Flip-Outs at Burger King

Attention TransFans: the TF3 Flip-Outs kids meal toys at Burger King might be of interest. I just picked up Optimus Prime and Megatron. Not gonna open Megs up, because, like Shania Twain, it don’t impress me much. But Optimus is nice. Not because of the toy, which is kind of useless, but because the “Autobots, roll out!” audio clip it plays really is Peter Cullen’s voice. That’s a win for a $1 toy a disgruntled, poorly trained teenage burger monkey hands you through your car window.

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I’ve been posting on Facebook, but it’s getting slower and slower. The Sci-Fi Guys website is hosted on a server cluster in Germany, so maybe we will be up a little longer than the US servers. I don’t know. I can’t be certain of anything at this point other than that the human race is on the brink of extinction. Here’s what I’ve posted so far:

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Michael Bay Can Suck My Dick

This is a new Transformer from the upcoming Transformers: Dark Of The Moon. It is a NASCAR stock car that turns into a robot with a mullet. In case that didn’t register I will repeat it: it’s a NASCAR robot WITH A FUCKING MULLET. You understand that he’s making fun of you, right? He mocked black people in the last film and now he’s mocking NASCAR fans. And in the end, if you see this movie, he’s mocking you.

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