Chris doesn’t feel too good…

I’m out of the office today, folks. I feel like crap and I’m worn out from nothing at all. I think I have sympathy exhaustion now that Evil-Lyn’s been born. It’s the only explanation I can think of. I don’t have much content to offer, so I promise I’ll make it up to you with a really, really, really good article tomorrow. Pinky swear.

In the meantime, I just caught part of The Fly (the Jeff Goldblum version) on TV, and I was pleased to see that they didn’t cut out the vomit scene. That gave me an idea for today’s article. I want to see Halloween vomiting. Here’s the rule – vomit must be coming from one of the following: 1) a jack o’ lantern, 2) a scary movie or special, or 3) a monster. I’ll start us off:

Chris loves Halloween music

Halloween is the only time of the year that I can buy things like plastic skulls and glow in the dark spiders and not be treated like a freak. Its also the only time of year I can find CDs full of music accompanied by moans and screams without having to visit my local porn shop’s fetish room. Come on in; I’m giving you a 100% no more “Ghostbusters” remixes guarantee.

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Chris would bite “The Ghost That Feeds”

Click to hear Ray Parker Jr. vs. Nine Inch Nails, “The Ghost That Feeds”

Remix by Nathan Chase

Ray Parker Jr. vs. The Chemical Brothers, “Ghostbusters Come Inside”

Remix by Sean McColgan

Ray Parker Jr. vs. Michael Jackson, “Ghostbusters Bad”

Remix hosted by Zipped file; download and unzip to play.

Ray Parker Jr. vs. Busta Rhymes, “Ghost Busta”

Remix by Dirty Marc

Ray Parker Jr., “Ghostbusters”

The original sweetness. Hosted by XenaFan


Ray Parker Jr. vs. Obie Trice vs. Missy Elliot, “Freaky Teethbusters”

Remix by Essexboy

Lots more great Halloween mashes and remixes here: