Halloween decorations are down. Now I just live in a boring, stupid old house again.
November Schmovember
One-Sentence Reviews: Candy Corn Oreos
Candy Corn Oreos have no business being as delicious as they are.
Be Better
Christmas will be here soon, and a lot of you forgot my birthday. I’m just sayin’… do the right thing.
Halloween 2011: Psycho Circus
“Let me put this powder in your drink…”
“Now with SMILEX™!!”
“It’s red! Like the blood of bad children! They float down here! THEY ALL FLOAT!”
That’s right. I invented that speedboat and surfboard model. It’s just how I do.
Halloween 2010: Metallöween
I really should have written “Rocktober” for maximum cheese.
Continue reading “Halloween 2010: Metallöween”McHalloween at the McGolden McArches
Mickey D’s has been a staple of the Halloween experience since I was a wee lad, and its no different today. We’ll take a look at a few of their treats from Halloweens past and present. Also, Ronald McDonald is a demon-spawning, sex-changing, flesh eating zombie from Hell. All this and more, after these messages…
Plus today’s bonus Halloween candy review – Mint!
Continue reading “McHalloween at the McGolden McArches”Mark loves “Brains”
I don’t know if anyone has ever seen the “Shoes” video that is on YouTube, but this is a “Brains” parody! It’s pretty funny.
Continue reading “Mark loves “Brains””Mrs. X reviews The X-Files, “The Post-Modern Prometheus”
Hey kids guess who’s back… that’s right, it’s me, Mrs. X, and in honor of Chris Carter’s (the almighty creator of the best show ever on television, period) birthday on Saturday October 13th, I’m going to give you a review of one of my top ten all time favorite X-Files episodes. “Post-Modern Prometheus” has everything you could need for Halloween: monsters, mad scientists, crazy townspeople, and, of course, a very shippy moment with Mulder and Scully. Click the pic to check it out.
Continue reading “Mrs. X reviews The X-Files, “The Post-Modern Prometheus””Mark reviews Perfect Creature
Mark here, roving movie reviewer for The Sci-Fi Guys (if by ‘roving’ you mean sitting on my ass on the couch), with a new movie on which to report. Click the pic to read more about the alternate reality vampire thriller Perfect Creature.
Continue reading “Mark reviews Perfect Creature”Halloween (Eye) Candy
Okay, folks, I’m strapped for time, I need an article for the day, and I need it ASAP. Guess what? I don’t have one. So to compensate, I’m giving something away free to anyone who wants it. No tricks; just click the pic to get your treat.
It’s not a lack of material, it’s a lack of time. I know I’m kind of copping out on my promise for a new article every day until Halloween, but I just really don’t feel like staying here at the office until 2 AM again. The banner you see saw at the top of this page (back in 2006) took me a damn long time to piece together, and I’d like someone to get some use out of it after our Halloween celebration is all said and done. I’ve turned it into an 800×600 wallpaper that I’ve been using here at work, and hopefully some of you might find it useful when Halloween rolls around again next year. Just click the thumbnail below above to get the full-size picture, then right click to save it to your PC or set it as your wallpaper. And in case I don’t see you tomorrow, Happy Halloween!
2021 UPDATE: Remember when an 800×600 wallpaper was a thing? God, I’m old.