McHalloween at the McGolden McArches

Mickey D’s has been a staple of the Halloween experience since I was a wee lad, and its no different today. We’ll take a look at a few of their treats from Halloweens past and present. Also, Ronald McDonald is a demon-spawning, sex-changing, flesh eating zombie from Hell. All this and more, after these messages…

Plus today’s bonus Halloween candy review – Mint!

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Mrs. X reviews The X-Files, “The Post-Modern Prometheus”

Hey kids guess who’s back… that’s right, it’s me, Mrs. X, and in honor of Chris Carter’s (the almighty creator of the best show ever on television, period) birthday on Saturday, October 13th, I’m going to give you a review of one of my top ten all time favorite X-Files episodes. “Post-Modern Prometheus” has everything you could need for Halloween: monsters, mad scientists, crazy townspeople, and, of course, a very shippy moment with Mulder and Scully. Click the pic to check it out.

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Halloween (Eye) Candy

Okay, folks, I’m strapped for time, I need an article for the day, and I need it ASAP. Guess what? I don’t have one. So to compensate, I’m giving something away free to anyone who wants it. No tricks; just click the pic to get your treat.

It’s not a lack of material, it’s a lack of time. I know I’m kind of copping out on my promise for a new article every day until Halloween, but I just really don’t feel like staying here at the office until 2 AM again. The banner you see saw at the top of this page (back in 2006) took me a damn long time to piece together, and I’d like someone to get some use out of it after our Halloween celebration is all said and done. I’ve turned it into an 800×600 wallpaper that I’ve been using here at work, and hopefully some of you might find it useful when Halloween rolls around again next year. Just click the thumbnail below above to get the full-size picture, then right click to save it to your PC or set it as your wallpaper. And in case I don’t see you tomorrow, Happy Halloween!

2021 UPDATE: Remember when an 800×600 wallpaper was a thing? God, I’m old.

Chris doesn’t feel too good…

I’m out of the office today, folks. I feel like crap and I’m worn out from nothing at all. I think I have sympathy exhaustion now that Evil-Lyn’s been born. It’s the only explanation I can think of. I don’t have much content to offer, so I promise I’ll make it up to you with a really, really, really good article tomorrow. Pinky swear.

In the meantime, I just caught part of The Fly (the Jeff Goldblum version) on TV, and I was pleased to see that they didn’t cut out the vomit scene. That gave me an idea for today’s article. I want to see Halloween vomiting. Here’s the rule – vomit must be coming from one of the following: 1) a jack o’ lantern, 2) a scary movie or special, or 3) a monster. I’ll start us off:

Chris loves Halloween music

Halloween is the only time of the year that I can buy things like plastic skulls and glow in the dark spiders and not be treated like a freak. Its also the only time of year I can find CDs full of music accompanied by moans and screams without having to visit my local porn shop’s fetish room. Come on in; I’m giving you a 100% no more “Ghostbusters” remixes guarantee.

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Chris would bite “The Ghost That Feeds”

Click to hear Ray Parker Jr. vs. Nine Inch Nails, “The Ghost That Feeds”

Remix by Nathan Chase

Ray Parker Jr. vs. The Chemical Brothers, “Ghostbusters Come Inside”

Remix by Sean McColgan

Ray Parker Jr. vs. Michael Jackson, “Ghostbusters Bad”

Remix hosted by Zipped file; download and unzip to play.

Ray Parker Jr. vs. Busta Rhymes, “Ghost Busta”

Remix by Dirty Marc

Ray Parker Jr., “Ghostbusters”

The original sweetness. Hosted by XenaFan


Ray Parker Jr. vs. Obie Trice vs. Missy Elliot, “Freaky Teethbusters”

Remix by Essexboy

Lots more great Halloween mashes and remixes here: