What do you get when a cutting edge pediatrician ex-warlock Vietnam veteran leads a ragtag team of health care professionals and an emotionally unstable psychic through the nightmarish day to day operations of a hospital sitting over a portal to Hell? You get Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace, that’s what. Come in, traveler. Embrace the infinite.Continue reading “Halloween 2021: Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace”
Originally posted September 10th, 2014. Color corrected and brightness/levels adjusted.
On October 18, 2006, I hollowed out a watermelon to make a jack-o’-lantern, but I never got around to carving the face. It’s been 15 years, so I went ahead and finished that up. And the results are FANTASTIC!Continue reading “Jack-O’-Melon”
Way back in 2007 I bought SIX different boxes of Halloween cereals, and taste tested them all. Then I combined three from one manufacturer and three from another, and taste tested the combinations. Then I combined all six cereals and gave that a go. And now that I’ve awakened from my 14 year diabetic coma, I can show you the pictures.Continue reading “Chris’s Ultimate Halloween Cereal Monster Mash”
What do you do if it’s almost Halloween and you need to slime some action figures, but you can’t find your Masters Of The Universe Evil Horde Slime Pit? If you’re Chris, you gather up some spare parts and build your own. This is our first new Halloween article in quite some time, and it’s a big one. So come up to the lab and see what’s on the slab… it’s time to get your goop on!Continue reading “Halloween 2020: Chris resurrects the Slime Pit!”
“The structure of this roof cap is exactly like the kind of telemetry tracker that NASA uses to identity dead pulsars in deep space… Something terrible is about to enter our world and this building is obviously the door. The architect’s name was Ivo Shandor; I found it in Tobin’s Spirit Guide. He was also a doctor. Performed a lot of unnecessary surgery. Then, in 1920, he started a secret society… After the first World War, Shandor decided that society was too sick to survive. And he wasn’t alone. He had close to a thousand followers when he died. They conducted rituals up on the roof; bizarre rituals intended to bring about the end of the world, and now it looks like it may actually happen.”
Halloween decorations are down. Now I just live in a boring, stupid old house again.