Seasons greetings, my friends, and welcome back to The Great British Baking Show: Walton Edition! This week our bakers turn their talents to tiny tidings of Tenenbaums and tinsel. Don your coziest Christmas sweater, pour yourself a mug of cocoa, and join us for Christmas Tins Week!Continue reading “The Great British Baking Show: Walton Edition, Episode 26 – Christmas Tins Week”
Step 1: Go to Dollar Tree and locate the cleverly named “ROBOT” toys. Find the non-transforming Snaps Apart! Posable! ones above; you’ll need a yellow/black one and a white/green one. You’ll also need a Phillips screwdriver, but I’m not including that in the price. You should have one already. If you don’t, consider Step 1.5 to be “Get your life together and get a damn screwdriver.”Continue reading “BLACK FRIDAY BARGAIN!: $2 DIY Christmas Robot”
Alan Sidney Patrick Rickman, February 21, 1946 – January 14, 2016
The Ugliest Christmas Tree In The World – November 28, 2011 – December 19, 2013
It is with great sadness that I must report that The Ugliest Christmas Tree In The World is no more. The ravages of sun, time, and water damage were simply more than he could bear. Rest in peace, you magnificent pink bastard. It won’t be Christmas without you.
Quite possibly the greatest Christmas song written in my lifetime. Or anyone else’s.
“Forgiveness does not turn chicks on like Old Spice shower gel.”
So I opened the mail today and this happened…