
‘Twas December the Seventh, and a present was broken,
So with Ashley from Hasbro a few words were spoken;
Her response saved my Christmas, and don’t ever doubt it;
Just click the pic, friends, and read all about it!
You know, deck them halls and all that stuff? You know, Santa Claus, and “ho ho ho,” and mistletoe, and presents to pretty girls?
‘Twas December the Seventh, and a present was broken,
So with Ashley from Hasbro a few words were spoken;
Her response saved my Christmas, and don’t ever doubt it;
Just click the pic, friends, and read all about it!
Depending on how you calculate it, the Twelfth Day Of Christmas is either tonight or tomorrow night. Every year for the past decade or two, it seems one Christmas song has risen above the rest to become my favorite of the year. So while there’s still a touch of Christmas magic in the air, let’s review some of Chris’s Christmas Number Ones!
Continue reading “Chris’s Christmas Number Ones: 2022”In case it isn’t clear, it’s time for The Airing Of Grievances. I gotta lotta problems with you people! And now you’re gonna hear about it! Feel free to join in and tell me what pisses YOU off.
Continue reading “LET THE AIRING OF GRIEVANCES BEGIN!”Faux + Lego = Legaux. Lego knockoffs were hard to come by back in the day, but you can get them anywhere now. These are from Dollar Tree, and the advantage over Lego is that I can buy all the green and red I need to make Christmas ornaments without blowing a whole paycheck on sets full of pieces I don’t want. And they’re cheap enough to give away as presents… which is exactly what I did! Click the pic and check out what I came up with. I’ve even included tips to help you build your own if you’d like. Ho ho ho!
Continue reading “Dollar Tree Legaux Christmas Ornaments”The lights are up. The tree is trimmed. And Chris has a box of plastic shellfish chilling in his car while he’s in the hardware store buying chicken wire. It must be Christmas 2014!
Continue reading “The Ghosts Of Christmas Past: 2014”Sci-fi crafting doesn’t need to be expensive nor complicated. Click the pic to check out a few small, budget friendly projects Chris made, and one very large, very expensive project he did not.
Continue reading “Sci-Fi Arts & Crafts”