Beach Crotch

I grew up on a working farm. We didn’t breed cattle, and it wasn’t a dairy farm, but besides that there is pretty much no farm job that my mother, father, brother and I have not done at some point in our lives. A few days ago their old above ground pool rusted through, sprung a leak, and emptied over 22,000 gallons of water into their yard. So it had to go. Today I helped my dad tear it out. It was hands down THE nastiest, dirtiest job I have ever done on that farm.

Slimy, fecal smelling mud and sand EVERYWHERE. I got in the shower only to discover and there was muddy sand on my dick. ON MY DICK. Do you know how many times I used my dick to tear down that pool? I’ll tell you: exactly zero times. At no point was my dick ever exposed. But there it was: beach crotch. I could have fucked a sea turtle and got less sand on my dick. If any of you ever want to tear down and dispose of an above ground pool, don’t look at me. I don’t care who you are, I’m telling you right now, I don’t love you that much.

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