At this point, the only way anyone is going to believe an assassination attempt is real is if it succeeds.
Farcical
Friday Night Videos presents… Jun Funahashi, “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles NES Soundtrack”
Friday Night Videos presents… The Cockroaches, “Rough And Twisted”
Adventures In Babysitting: Anatomical Homonyms
HER: Hey, Uncle Christopher. Do you remember at Grandma’s house when we were in the kitchen and you said that someone was being a dick?
ME: (struggling to remember an off-hand comment I made six months ago) …I think so.
HER: What did that mean?
ME: Uh…. Well, you know when someone is being really unlikeable, and disregards other peoples’ feelings, and they’re generally just unpleasant to be around, how that’s called being an asshole? Well that’s what calling someone a dick is like. It’s like calling them an asshole.
HER: Really? Because I thought a dick was another name for a man’s penis.
ME: 😳…
HER: YEAH! I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
Just wait until she discovers that someone can be both a dick and an asshole.
Friday Night Videos presents… Rick Springfield, “Bop ‘Til You Drop”
Random Artwork Wednesday: Lollipop Chainsaw
Click the pic to check out one of Chris’s favorite video games of all time!
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I know why your prayers will never be answered…
One-Sentence Reviews: Easter Sundae M&M’s
These aren’t bad, really, but on a holiday so closely associated with sweets there are definitely more flavorful ways to shove excess sugar in your face: 5.7 out of 10.