If by “stretch” you mean “force my testicles up into my pelvic cavity while mashing my dick into a bizarre, oblong pancake,” then, boy-oh-boy, do these things “stretch.”
One-Sentence Review: Fruit Of The Loom 360° Stretch Coolsoft Boxer Briefs
One-Sentence Reviews: Human Male Children
The saying “boys will be boys” needs to be updated to “boys will be boys because simpering, ineffectual parents who raise them as fragile best friends/objects of worship instead of responsible, decent children consistently enable and encourage their sociopathic behavior until it becomes so disruptive and/or dangerous that other authorities are forced to involve themselves because their parents were too useless to do so.”
“Celebrity”
How can you be surprised that the same people who call Scott Baio and Candace Cameron “stars” believe that a painting is really a picture of Jesus? Do you really expect them to know anything about art or history or literally anything outside of the most recent thing Fox News tells them? They’re mental toddlers. All pictures are real to them.
🥠Date unknown; meal unknown.
Friday Night Videos presents… Willie Nelson ft. Snoop Dogg, Jamey Johnson, & Kris Kristofferson, “Roll Me Up”
From The Archives: Facebook 2024, Part 4
From The Archives: Facebook 2024, Part 3
From The Archives: Facebook 2024, Part 2
There Are No Problems
If anyone was wondering if that pic they use to advertise sudoku is a real puzzle that has an actual solution, it is and it does. You’re welcome.
Friday Night Videos presents… “Weird Al” Yankovic, “Polkamania!”
First new polka in ten years!
