Who Dey!

I started drinking from this a few minutes into the first quarter, and the Bengals did well. Then I switched to coffee from a glass mug, and things began to slip. Realizing my error, I retrieved the Coozie Of Destiny and drank deep. I’m not saying I am a conduit for The Force, or that the Bengals won because of me. All I’m saying is this: you’re welcome, Cincinnati.