Slap Bracelet

I saw this claim online, and I just assumed it was more internet bullshit. So I cut one open to find out for myself. I apologize, internet. It’s absolutely true. Slap bracelets are made of tape measure reels. My brain is still coming to terms with this revelation. It’s so hard to believe.

Hey, Jon: Straw Man

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