The War On Christmas

Click to read the history of Christians canceling Christmas.

Just a friendly holiday reminder that The War On Christmas was real. And the Christians started it. #1659NeverForget #BringOurToysHome

Babes In Toyland

I’ve had a great deal of cold medicine in the last forty-eight hours, so maybe this isn’t real. Sweet Christ, I hope it isn’t real. But, deep down in the dark, secret places of everyone’s soul where no one talks about, I know it’s real. And you can watch it for free on Amazon Prime.

If your definition of the Christmas spirit is watching Keanu Reeves act so badly that an eleven year old Drew Barrymore upstages him, and watching the grizzled old dad from Empty Nest try to fuck a fifteen year old girl, then you need to drop everything right now and watch Babes In Toyland (1986). Come, my friends. Join me in hell.

The Great British Baking Show: Walton Edition, Episode 9 – Cocktail Week

Welcome back to a very special episode of The Great British Baking Show: Walton Edition! As the temperature dropped, our thoughts turned to that age old salve that soothes all ills and chills: alcohol. So, while the hustle and bustle of the holiday season ramped up around us, we chose to counter it by foregoing the labor of creating a meal, and instead focusing on the relaxing properties of potent potables shared in good company. That’s right, friends, it’s Cocktail Week!

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