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Lethal Sausages
I haven’t read every newspaper headline ever written, but I’m willing to bet good money that this is the very best one. Also, “Lethal Sausages” is my new band name. I call dibs!
Journalism!
Watching Cincinnati local news is exactly like watching a parody of bad local news, but somehow shittier. Local 12, you suck all the dicks. All of ’em.
They are reading texts and tweets from viewers. Literally looking down at a phone and reading live on the air.
The Great Sept Of Baelor
Any chance Cersei Lannister is in Paris right now? Asking for a friend.
🥠Date unknown; meal unknown.
