Lethal Sausages

I haven’t read every newspaper headline ever written, but I’m willing to bet good money that this is the very best one. Also, “Lethal Sausages” is my new band name. I call dibs!


Watching Cincinnati local news is exactly like watching a parody of bad local news, but somehow shittier. Local 12, you suck all the dicks. All of ’em.

They are reading texts and tweets from viewers. Literally looking down at a phone and reading live on the air.