Business As Usual

Where’s the border wall to protect us from Canada? Why aren’t we closing our ports? I’ve been accused of posting “meaningless” data, and was told I should get reliable information from the Department Of Homeland Security…

But that was problematic. So I tried Customs…

Yeah, looks like this Republican government is doing great. We’re REAL fucking secure now. Everything’s smooth sailing!

The Best A Man Can Get

If the #metoo movement, or women’s empowerment, or a fucking commercial has you upset and worried, then good. That means you are aware that you’re part of the problem. And you SHOULD be worried.