Call 202-418-1000 to reach the voicemail of the Chairman of the FCC and say you oppose the repeal of Net Neutrality. I left my number and requested a call back so he can explain his motives, but really all you need to do is voice your disapproval. Please copy and share.
“Did you fuck my mom?… Did you fuck… my… mom?… Did you fuck my mom, Santy Claus? Did you fuck my mom? Did you fuck her? Did you fuck my fucking mom?! DID YOU FUCK MY MOM, SANTA?!”
“The only way that we’re gonna get back the Christmas spirit is if we get back to the basics… We’re gonna throw rocks at trains.”
And for all these reasons…
God Damn It
Well, it finally happened. The thing I dread each and every Christmas season. I just heard that fucking John Lennon song.
Every time I hear “Happy Xmas (War Is Over)” I am reminded that if John Lennon hadn’t been shot, he would have turned into exactly the type of insufferable douchebag that Bono is today. But worse. It also reminds me that it’s probably time we shoot Bono.
Fuck Your Prayers
Anybody who offers prayers to people who got shot in a church is not only an idiot, but a huge piece of shit.