Charlie

“Did you fuck my mom?… Did you fuck… my… mom?… Did you fuck my mom, Santy Claus? Did you fuck my mom? Did you fuck her? Did you fuck my fucking mom?! DID YOU FUCK MY MOM, SANTA?!”

“The only way that we’re gonna get back the Christmas spirit is if we get back to the basics… We’re gonna throw rocks at trains.”

God Damn It

Well, it finally happened. The thing I dread each and every Christmas season. I just heard that fucking John Lennon song.

Every time I hear “Happy Xmas (War Is Over)” I am reminded that if John Lennon hadn’t been shot, he would have turned into exactly the type of insufferable douchebag that Bono is today. But worse. It also reminds me that it’s probably time we shoot Bono.