You ever try drinking Dom through a crazy straw? It’s damned near impossible. It’s so effervescent that you get nothing but foam. Not that that stopped us from doing it, I’m just saying. I dropped the crazy straw in and it spouted up like a volcano in my hand. That was our first sign there was gonna be trouble.

A Colorful, Lawless Swamp

Every few years there’s a story in the news about a kid in Florida being eaten by an alligator, and every few years it occurs to me that maybe people should stop taking children to a sweltering, primordial swamp filled with hungry, man-eating dragon lizards.


What the shit, man??? When the hell did they take down the Young & Bertke tin man pipe robot guy sign thing?!?

Soul Sick

“Nobody knows anything. We’ll take this leap and we’ll see. We’ll jump, and we’ll see. That’s life.”