One-Sentence Reviews: Vinyl Hipsters

I don’t hold too many purposefully snobby opinions, but here’s one I stand by: if you go into a bookstore and pay $35 for a reissued vinyl record, then you probably don’t need to own a turntable, because YOU DON’T FUCKING GET IT.


The youngest member of Hanson turns 30 in October. Take your Geritol, fuckers, we’re getting OLD. Well, some of us. I’m as young and spry as a spring chicken. A big, fat, old ass spring chicken…