One-Sentence Reviews: Vinyl Hipsters

I don’t hold too many purposefully snobby opinions, but here’s one I stand by: if you go into a bookstore and pay $35 for a reissued vinyl record, then you probably don’t need to own a turntable, because YOU DON’T FUCKING GET IT.

Mmm-Bop

The youngest member of Hanson turns 30 in October. Take your Geritol, fuckers, we’re getting OLD. Well, some of us. I’m as young and spry as a spring chicken. A big, fat, old ass spring chicken…