Unemployed “Actor” Kirk Cameron’s Ability To Insert Dick Shaped Objects Into Mouth Proves God’s Existence
For over twenty years, we, as a united species, made the unspoken but unanimous decision to completely ignore the existence of Kirk Cameron. It was as if he had never been. And now that we have allowed him back into our collective consciousness, look at the state of the world. Coincidence? I hardly think so. Under my administration, threats like this will not be tolerated. Say no to Kirk Cameron. And say yes to Christopher Woodall. #Woodall2016




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The Hodges Fragment
The ⁰⁄₅ Complicity




In 1787, rich white conservative lawmakers grudgingly agreed that Black people counted as ⅗ of an American. In 2014, rich white conservative lawmakers made sure that millions of Black people trying to vote counted as ⁰⁄₅ of an American. Only 227 fucking years… thank god we got all that racism bullshit cleared up, huh?