The official video of this weekend… go forth and ROCK!
I have a fantasy where Flo from Progressive and the new, hot Wendy from Wendy’s are kissing, deeply, slowly, dripping with red hot passion and aching sensuality. I now cannot see either of them without picturing them in locked in a lovers’ embrace of pure feminine sexuality and desire. And now that you’ve read this, you won’t be able to, either.
Cleaning out the basement and found the first 10 DVDs of my Twilight Zone collection. Productivity, I bid you adieu.
Tonight’s episode: “The Little Old Lady Behind Me At Kroger”
CASHIER: “Welcome to Kroger, ma’am, how are you today?”
LITTLE OLD LADY: “Well, I’m pretty sure death’s not far off. (holds up a frozen turkey pot pie) These are on sale, right?”
This has been another chilling episode of…
Be sure to tune in next time. Keep ’em coming, Newport, I love ya!
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