TALES FROM NEWPORT!

Tonight’s episode: “The Little Old Lady Behind Me At Kroger”

CASHIER: “Welcome to Kroger, ma’am, how are you today?”

LITTLE OLD LADY: “Well, I’m pretty sure death’s not far off. (holds up a frozen turkey pot pie) These are on sale, right?”

This has been another chilling episode of…

Be sure to tune in next time. Keep ’em coming, Newport, I love ya!