I fight for the Users

Rinzler is wearing Batman’s cape and wielding Darth Maul’s saberstaff in front of the TARDIS beneath the saucer section of the USS Enterprise. All arguments are invalid.

Yes, these are my toys, and, yes, this is how I spend my Friday nights. Remember vagina? I can’t.

Chris reviews Aquaman: Battle For Atlantis

Just laid down $2.12 for the Aquaman video game… and I TOTALLY overpaid.

In the comics Aquaman is so bad ass. But it’s continually shitty interpretations like this that turn the character into a joke. This has got to be the worst comic book video game I have ever played.

It was clearly based on some previous game engine. And I’m pretty sure it was a flight simulator, because the controls to make him swim up and down are inverted like a fucking flight stick. As a matter of fact, the only way you can tell he’s swimming through Atlantis and not flying through it is the trail of bubbles he leaves behind him. High speed cavitation bubbles… so far the ONLY thing this game got right.

Happy Valentine’s Day, Everybody!

Holy double crisp Valentine chocolates for me, Batman! KA-POW!

“I don’t believe in destiny or the guiding hand of fate. I don’t believe in forever, or in love as a mystical state. I don’t believe in the stars or the planets, or angels watching from above. But I believe there’s a ghost of a chance we can find someone to love. And make it last…”

Manifesto Cop

I know the guy should probably be taken down because he’s WAY too eager to kill, but given the blatant, unapologetic corruption rampant in the LAPD, am I the only one kinda rooting for Manifesto Cop?

I was reading up on him today, and I was surprised at myself when I realized I was a little disappointed to hear he hadn’t killed any more cops up in the mountains. I’m turning into the audience in The Running Man. Then again, maybe I’m just pulling for him because guys named Christopher gotta stick together.


They’re saying Beyonce’s publicist wants all copies of unflattering Super Bowl photos removed from the internet. Can you please help by not sharing this photo and removing any other like it that you find? Thanks.

This is what I see every time I look at this no talent ass clown. Why is everyone so eager to kiss her ass? I can’t stand this bitch.