Because Fuck Him, That’s Why

After hearing his stupid name mentioned no less than 50 billion times in the last year, it was extremely satisfying to watch the New England Patriots spend four quarters beating Team Tebow’s ass like a meat piƱata.

Cupcake Pebbles Cereal

Flintstones Cupcake Pebbles cereal sounded like a really good idea, and it smells wonderful. Like Coldstone’s cake batter ice cream. But I can tell you right now I’m going to throw up. I feel it coming on. I’ve felt like shit since I ate it. That stuff ain’t right.