I only sell digital downloads. This song has no physicality. It is not a tangible product. Yet, somehow…

Release Date

I don’t mind that Amazon France is selling my song for 0.89 Euros ($1.20 US). I’m sure I’m never gonna see dime one of that extra money, but whatever. But, classic rock? Come on, guys, you have the release date. IT’S RIGHT FUCKIN’ THERE!

Halloween 2011: Psycho Circus

“Let me put this powder in your drink…”

“Now with SMILEX™!!”

“It’s red! Like the blood of bad children! They float down here! THEY ALL FLOAT!”

That’s right. I invented that speedboat and surfboard model. It’s just how I do.