Chris digs the Transformers 3 Flip-Outs at Burger King

Attention TransFans: the TF3 Flip-Outs kids meal toys at Burger King might be of interest. I just picked up Optimus Prime and Megatron. Not gonna open Megs up, because, like Shania Twain, it don’t impress me much. But Optimus is nice. Not because of the toy, which is kind of useless, but because the “Autobots, roll out!” audio clip it plays really is Peter Cullen’s voice. That’s a win for a $1 toy a disgruntled, poorly trained teenage burger monkey hands you through your car window.

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This Is Science Fiction

Yeah, this is pretty weak for an article, but I just needed to get that fucking Terminator fiction off the top of the page. Actual new content coming soon. In the meantime, feel free to talk about whatever you like. The floor is yours. Here, let me get you started:

Who would win in a fight, Wolverine without healing powers but with the strength of the Hulk, or a unicorn with Wolverine’s usual healing ability and an adamantium horn?

Discuss.

All In

Sometimes your opponent is dealt three aces and bets so aggressively that you just have to stay in and see what he’s got. And then, at the end of the hand, his cards are stripped away and you end up taking all of his money with a Jack high. Lady Luck is a fickle bitch, but sometimes she deals you one hell of a night.