I don’t want to hear about your waitress turf wars or which table belongs to which server. I don’t care. As a customer, all of that should be invisible to me. If you can’t bring me a drink, go find somebody who can. It should not take 35 minutes for me to order my first beer at the Hofbräuhaus.
I should have known you’d be behind this, fiendish Dr. Wu. Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrifications is only outmatched by your zest for kung fu treachery!