It’s Just Beer

I don’t want to hear about your waitress turf wars or which table belongs to which server. I don’t care. As a customer, all of that should be invisible to me. If you can’t bring me a drink, go find somebody who can. It should not take 35 minutes for me to order my first beer at the Hofbräuhaus.

You Done Fucked Up Now

“I should have known you’d be behind this, fiendish Dr. Wu. Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrifications is only outmatched by your zest for kung fu treachery!”