In Memoriam: Benoit Mandelbrot

Benoit B. Mandelbrot, 20 November 1924 – 14 October 2010

Mandelbrot’s in Heaven… only for real this time. Thanks for bringing us some order out of the chaos, Benoît. You will be missed.

It’s Just Beer

I don’t want to hear about your waitress turf wars or which table belongs to which server. I don’t care. As a customer, all of that should be invisible to me. If you can’t bring me a drink, go find somebody who can. It should not take 35 minutes for me to order my first beer at the Hofbräuhaus.

You Done Fucked Up Now

I should have known you’d be behind this, fiendish Dr. Wu. Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrifications is only outmatched by your zest for kung fu treachery!