“Six men came to kill me one time. And the best of ’em carried this. It’s a Callahan full-bore auto-lock. Customized trigger, double cartridge thorough gauge. It is my very favorite gun. This the best gun made by man. It has EXTREME sentimental value. I call it Vera.”

Random Artwork Wednesday: Totally Serious Deep And Meaningful Art

You know how sometimes you see fun, relaxed, superficial, meaningless art? This is the other kind.

“the red painting” – jimmiwin, date unknown, medium unknown

I like the relationships. I mean, each character has his own story. The puppy is a bit too much, but you have to overlook things like that in these kinds of paintings. But the way he’s holding her, it’s almost… filthy. I mean, he’s about to kiss her, and she’s pulling away, and the way the leg is sort of smashed up against her. Look how he’s painted the blouse; sort of translucent, and you can just make out her breasts underneath, and it’s sort of touching him… It’s really pretty torrid, don’t you think? Then, of course, you have the onlookers peeking at them from behind the doorway like they’re all shocked. They wish. Yeah, I must admit, when I see a painting like this, I get emotionally… erect.

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Not For The Timid

“If you can’t take a little bloody nose, maybe you oughtta go back home and crawl under your bed. It’s not safe out here. It’s wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross. But it’s not for the timid.”


He was determined to discover the underlying logic behind the universe – which was going to be hard, because there wasn’t one.”


“Fixing your Bible… Bible’s broken. Contradictions, false logistics… doesn’t make sense… So, we’ll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God’s creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there… Noah’s ark is a problem. We’ll have to call it ‘early quantum state phenomenon.’ Only way to fit 5,000 species of mammals on the same boat… It’s broken. It doesn’t make sense.”


“… I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid… and I went ahead anyway.”

This is sort of a CliffsNotes for pretty much any chapter in my life. My memoirs in a nutshell, if you will.