Get your geek on.
Happy Thanksgiving, primitive ape-race.
I am Turkitron. I have been sent from the year 9595 to save the Thanksgiving turkeys you will attempt to consume tomorrow, for they are the great, great, great, great grandfathers of GOBLOX, the turkey that is destined to lead the rebellion against the Master Chickens!
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Wherein is tolde the Tale of our Venture, at greate perill to lyfe and limbe, unto the onfe thriving Village of Willy-Nilly-on-the-Wash, which has beene so cruelly brought Low by the Black Death, in this, the Yeare of our Lord, Two-Thoufand and Twentie.
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What do you do if it’s almost Halloween and you need to slime some action figures, but you can’t find your Masters Of The Universe Evil Horde Slime Pit? If you’re Chris, you gather up some spare parts and build your own. This is our first new Halloween article in quite some time, and it’s a big one. So come up to the lab and see what’s on the slab… it’s time to get your goop on!
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Sir Thomas Sean Connery, August 25, 1930 – October 31, 2020
