The Sci-Fi Guys

On October 18, 2006, I hollowed out a watermelon to make a jack-o’-lantern, but I never got around to carving the face. It’s been 15 years, so I went ahead and finished that up. And the results are FANTASTIC!

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🥠Date unknown; meal unknown.

2021 10 172021 10 17

Chris’s Ultimate Halloween Cereal Monster Mash

Way back in 2007 I bought SIX different boxes of Halloween cereals, and taste tested them all. Then I combined three from one manufacturer and three from another, and taste tested the combinations. Then I combined all six cereals and gave that a go. And now that I’ve awakened from my 14 year diabetic coma, I can show you the pictures.

2007 10 152021 10 14

Mark loves “Brains”

I don’t know if anyone has ever seen the “Shoes” video that is on YouTube, but this is a “Brains” parody! It’s pretty funny.

2007 10 152021 10 13

Mrs. X reviews The X-Files, “The Post-Modern Prometheus”

Hey kids guess who’s back… that’s right, it’s me, Mrs. X, and in honor of Chris Carter’s (the almighty creator of the best show ever on television, period) birthday on Saturday October 13th, I’m going to give you a review of one of my top ten all time favorite X-Files episodes. “Post-Modern Prometheus” has everything you could need for Halloween: monsters, mad scientists, crazy townspeople, and, of course, a very shippy moment with Mulder and Scully. Click the pic to check it out.

2006 10 272021 10 20

Chris doesn’t feel too good…

I’m out of the office today, folks. I feel like crap and I’m worn out from nothing at all. I think I have sympathy exhaustion now that Evil-Lyn’s been born. It’s the only explanation I can think of. I don’t have much content to offer, so I promise I’ll make it up to you with a really, really, really good article tomorrow. Pinky swear.

In the meantime, I just caught part of The Fly (the Jeff Goldblum version) on TV, and I was pleased to see that they didn’t cut out the vomit scene. That gave me an idea for today’s article. I want to see Halloween vomiting. Here’s the rule – vomit must be coming from one of the following: 1) a jack o’ lantern, 2) a scary movie or special, or 3) a monster. I’ll start us off:

2006 10 242021 10 22

Chris loves Halloween music

Halloween is the only time of the year that I can buy things like plastic skulls and glow in the dark spiders and not be treated like a freak. Its also the only time of year I can find CDs full of music accompanied by moans and screams without having to visit my local porn shop’s fetish room. Come on in; I’m giving you a 100% no more “Ghostbusters” remixes guarantee.

2006 10 172021 10 22